It is with a great deal of regret that I must inform you
that our beloved editor-in-chief, Christamar
Varicella, has been hospitalized
following a recent attack by an unidentified assailant wielding a metal trash
can lid. It is unknown at this time how
severe are his injuries (I haven’t made it down to the hospital ), but judging
from initial reports from a witness to the assault (“She really bashed the shit
out of him,”) he may not survive. With that in mind, there’s no sense letting a
perfectly good book blog go to waste, so from now on this site will be devoted
to specific areas of interest to the educated elite. These areas include, but are not limited to:
tree bark, beans,
and reviews of the recent off Broadway production of Annie performed by ex-members of the heavy metal ban, Twisted
Sister, featuring the song, “It’s a hard rock life for us.” Also, from now on this blog will no longer be
known as the Daily Brass. From this day forward, we are the Daily Putterman.
P.S. Also, from now on I’ll be signing off with some
variation of the following catch phrase:
“Putter on, Friends. Putter on.” Or perhaps, “Keep on puttering.” I haven’t decided.
Hey Sally, you can't write all those posts yourself. How about giving an old pal a job?
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