It is with a great deal of regret that I must inform you that our beloved editor-in-chief, Christamar Varicella, has been hospitalized following a recent attack by an unidentified assailant wielding a metal trash can lid. It is unknown at this time how severe are his injuries (I haven’t made it down to the hospital ), but judging from initial reports from a witness to the assault (“She really bashed the shit out of him,”) he may not survive. With that in mind, there’s no sense letting a perfectly good book blog go to waste, so from now on this site will be devoted to specific areas of interest to the educated elite. These areas include, but are not limited to: tree bark, beans, and reviews of the recent off Broadway production of Annie performed by ex-members of the heavy metal ban, Twisted Sister, featuring the song, “It’s a hard rock life for us.” Also, from now on this blog will no longer be known as the Daily Brass. From this day forward, we are the Daily Putterman.
P.S. Also, from now on I’ll be signing off with some variation of the following catch phrase: “Putter on, Friends. Putter on.” Or perhaps, “Keep on puttering.” I haven’t decided.
Hey Sally, you can't write all those posts yourself. How about giving an old pal a job?ReplyDelete
Screw you, AlReplyDelete