The man accused of a series of murders in the 1970s is long dead, but a new spate of killings bear eerie similarities, and rumors are swirling in the town he once terrorized.
A jealous young man plots to kill his grandfather’s dachshund; conjoined twins have differing opinions on whether or not to separate; a hypochondriac writer has to decide between finishing his magnum opus and treating a spider bite; a young man suffering through a mental breakdown seeks comfort from the blue whale in his bathtub. Too Weird is a collection of seven short, darkly humorous stories by Christamar Varicella.
Dinosaurs are back from extinction and seeking revenge against those who would use their remains to power an SUV. Dinosaur Ghost combines a Science Fiction parody with a satire of republican politics while simultaneously answering the question: what really killed the dinosaurs? The answer: gay marriage!
Only in this short, silly romp will you witness dinosaur ghosts destroying a creationist museum, disrupting a gun rally, crashing CPAC, and eating the right wing of the Supreme Court.
Warning: this novella contains some explicit material and should not be read by children under the age of 18 or republicans under the age of 120.