This year, in lieu of raises, the management of the Daily Brass has agreed to post a brief bio of each staff member, thus acknowledging their existence and introducing them to their audience. The views of the staff do not in any way represent the views of the Daily Brass, which is against pretty much everything.
Purvis McGrew (Open
Letters) - Purvis is our entertainment editor.
He earned his degree in
Entertainment News from Leeza Gibbons University in Stockdale, MD and is a
former writer for the periodical Celebrity
Stalker. A childhood affliction of
worms inspired him to write an episode of the animated children’s series, Pound Puppies which never aired. According to Purvis, the episode was
scratched for political reasons. “They
said my piece wasn’t ‘kid friendly’ just because, in one scene, the pound
puppies mauled a kid.” He is the author
of the novel, Meet the Tootersons and
contributed to Christamar Varicella’s novel Dinosaur
Ghost. Someday he hopes to work for
TMZ. In his spare time, he enjoys
rooting through dumpsters looking for discarded pornography. He lives in a barn.
