by
Al Butterman
So I
happened to be in the park when Woody Allen and Mia Farrow made their joint
statement, and I must say I was surprised by the defiant tone Woody
struck. Using all those loaded words
like “petting” and “intercourse.” I mean, how about some sensitivity? Later I was equally surprised when he
sauntered into the grandstands where I was sitting.
I said to
myself, “Wow. This is my chance to talk
to Woody Allen.” So I yelled out, “Hey
Woody! Why’d you molest your daughter?” Because, you know, just making conversation.
