The link below contains a pdf with the complete collection of silly open letters to famous authors contained on this site. These include letters to Cormac McCarthy, Philip Roth, Ayn Rand, David Foster Wallace, Dave Eggers, Thomas Pynchon, Tom Wolfe, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, and Jack Kerouac. There may be more, I can't remember.
Also, thanks to all the well-wishers and would-be mourners who thought I was dead. In fact, I've been out of the hospital for a month (I had a bump on the head, nothing serious). I guess I got busy and forgot I was running this blog. Thanks to Sally Putterman for all the hard work she put into the Daily Brass while I was away.
Now, on to the letters: